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SelectaVision420



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:41 am    Post subject: CED haiku's Reply with quote
im bored and i like to entertain my brain, try a haiku, its 5, then 7 then 5 syllables...

selecta vision
jackets of white and blue
weigh more than they should


video discs
all lined up in a neat row
which one should i pick
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SelectaVision420



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
analog display
scrolling while i watch movies
time to flip the disc
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blindfury420



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Avoid the stacking
Do not take out of caddy
just microwave it!

*some might get that one^ haha
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SelectaVision420



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
blindfury420 wrote:
Avoid the stacking
Do not take out of caddy
just microwave it!

*some might get that one^ haha


oh ur bad lol Rolling Eyes


heres one

better than beta
better than dvd's
better than cassette
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Beetlescott



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
blindfury420 wrote:
Avoid the stacking
Do not take out of caddy
just microwave it!

*some might get that one^ haha


LOL Good one Ryan!!!

"I LIKE DISCS NEW
STILL WRAPPED IN THE CELLOPHANE
SKIPPING IS NOT COOL
BUT SMOOTH PLAYING IS DA BOMB!
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Rixrex



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Came from a machine
Invented by Edison,
The ultimate groove!
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SelectaVision420



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
load your favorite disc
flip it half way through the disc
repeat as you wish
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krbsforty



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Made in the eighties
By good, hard-working Hoosiers
For your enjoyment
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SelectaVision420



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
krbsforty wrote:
Made in the eighties
By good, hard-working Hoosiers
For your enjoyment


gettin down with it Exclamation
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SelectaVision420



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
need more munchie food
seventeen hundred titles
never see daylight
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krbsforty



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Came with neat features
Like stereophonic sound
And random access
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
krbsforty wrote:
Came with neat features
Like stereophonic sound
And random access


dang, am i going to have to get out my thesaurus?!
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SelectaVision420



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
get up to fast forward
no remote just buttons
unless you're ballin'
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Rixrex



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
How about a limerick?

Once in a thrift store I found
A machine that would come to astound
It played records I learned,
In a case that you turned,
Moving pictures and stereo sound!
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SelectaVision420



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rixrex wrote:
How about a limerick?

Once in a thrift store I found
A machine that would come to astound
It played records I learned,
In a case that you turned,
Moving pictures and stereo sound!


Laughing Rolling Eyes

i can dig it. ill be back...
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SelectaVision420



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
if its quality you're seekin'
and your vcr is creakin'
get yourself a selecta vision
its not a very hard decision
but you cant see the disc, so no peekin'
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krbsforty



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Selectavision
It's the best entertainment
And collectable
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SelectaVision420



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
not a laser disc
dont confuse the two formats
laser disc is lame
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